The Ultimate Lightsaber Battle: Favorite vs Least Favorite Jedi and Sith

Imagine this: A showdown between your most beloved Jedi and Sith versus your least favorite! We dive into two hypothetical scenarios involving both memorable and iconic characters from the Star Wars universe.

Favorite Pair Matchup: Qui-Gon Jinn and Darth Vader vs Shaak Ti and Darth Sidious

My favorite Jedi is Qui-Gon Jinn, and Darth Vader is undoubtedly my favorite Sith. For the sake of balance, I'll analyze a hypothetical duel between Qui-Gon, Darth Vader, Shaak Ti, and Darth Sidious.

While some may argue that Darth Vader and Shaak Ti stand a strong chance of victory, personally, I lean towards the conclusion that Darth Vader and Qui-Gon would prevail. Qui-Gon's skills as a Jedi Knight are well-documented, and his force lightning blocking abilities are exceptional. However, Darth Sidious poses a significant threat with his advanced force abilities. Despite Sidious being a formidable opponent, my gut feeling tells me that Vader would ultimately emerge victorious due to his incredible skills in lightsaber combat.

Least Favorite Pair Matchup: Lord Starkiller and Anakin Skywalker vs Kylo Ren and Pong Krell

Let's explore a different scenario where Lord Starkiller and Anakin Skywalker face off against Kylo Ren and Pong Krell. This hypothetical battle would involve all four characters tapping into the dark side of the Force.

Starkiller begins the confrontation by addressing Anakin:

You are strong, Skywalker, but only your hatred will have the power to destroy the worst Jedi and worst Sith to ever live. Give into the dark side.

Anakin responds with a challenge, which leads to Starkiller's evil laughter:

We already have evil laughter.

Later, Pong Krell and Kylo Ren join the fray, and the battle commences. Starkiller engages Kylo Ren, defeating him swiftly, while Anakin deals with Pong Krell. With his double-bladed lightsaber, Pong Krell is a challenging adversary, but Anakin manages to force choke him and drive his lightsaber into Pong Krell's chest, killing him. Starkiller then takes the lightsabers, and Anakin kneels before Starkiller, declaring his allegiance:

Very good, my apprentice... We will destroy the false Sith and the weak Jedi. This Galaxy will be ours. hysterical laughter.

Favored vs Least Favored: Yoda vs Darth Maul vs Supreme Leader Snoke vs Saesee Tinn

In this final matchup, imagine a battle between the beloved Jedi Grandmaster Yoda and the enigmatic Sith, Darth Maul, against the despised Supreme Leader Snoke and the loyal Jedi Saesee Tinn. The scene is set in the iconic Death Star’s throne room, with Emperor Palpatine as the onlooker.

The battle begins with Darth Maul’s swift attack on Saesee Tinn, who is quickly dispatched. At the same time, Yoda faces off against Snoke and proves to be more than capable, slicing his head off. However, due to their previous deaths, the battle takes an unexpected turn, leaving Yoda victorious but alone and pleased.

Tl;dr: Team 2 doesn't stand a chance.

This analysis shows that in the world of Star Wars, favorite factions often triumph over the despised adversaries, with skills and determination being key factors in determining the outcome of these epic lightsaber battles.